next time you’re washing your hands next to somebody cup your hands under the tap until the water overflows then look at them dramatically and say ‘this water is getting out of hand’ it’s a guaranteed way to make friends i have never tried it but it is guaranteed
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A wealthy white couple can’t bear the thought of applying a single coat of paint in the dinning room. Decide to burn their house down and build anew instead. Sell their children and purchase new sons and daughters made of granite.